Gully Jam & Traffic Jam City

Official Coat of Arms

A shield bearing a crossed pothole and a minibus horn rampant, set against the Blue Mountains shrouded in exhaust fumes. Above, a scroll reads 'Wi Reach When Wi Reach', flanked by two zinc fences standing guard over downtown.

TripAdvisor Review

★★★☆☆ 3/5

"Went to Bob Marley Museum and it was genuinely moving, but getting there through Half Way Tree traffic took longer than my actual flight from Miami. The jerk chicken on Windward Road was worth the trip alone, but the gully smell near downtown at low tide is not for the faint hearted. Also witnessed three separate arguments about the fastest route to New Kingston, none of which agreed."

Property Listing

Charming downtown-adjacent property with UNRIVALLED harbour glimpses (if you lean out the window), moments from the vibrant energy of Cross Roads, and boasting that authentic 'never quite sure if the water's running' character buyers dream of. Blue Mountain views included at no extra cost, weather and smog permitting!

Twinned With

Naples — Both are chaotic, sun-baked port cities where the traffic rules are more of a suggestion and the food makes up for absolutely everything.

Supporting Evidence

Kingston Harbour is the seventh largest natural harbour in the world, which is roughly the same size as the traffic jam it produces every weekday evening.