Reykjavik, Iceland
Steam Vents & Rent Bends
"Geothermally Heated, Financially Chilling"
Official Coat of Arms
A shield depicting a puffin fleeing a tour bus, rampant, above a geothermal pipe billowing steam into a sky dark at 3:30pm. Below, a banner reads 'Cash Only, Card Also Fine, Just Bring More Cash' in Old Norse script.
TripAdvisor Review
★★★★☆ 4/5
"Beautiful colourful rooftops and the Hallgrímskirkja is genuinely stunning, but I ordered a hot dog and a beer at the harbour and had to remortgage my house back in Ohio. The Blue Lagoon was lovely until I realised half of Reykjavik was queueing there with me, all holding the same guidebook. Also it was pitch black at 3pm in December which really threw off my dinner plans."— Chad Whitfield, Dayton Ohio
Property Listing
Charming harbourside capital offering breathtaking Northern Lights views, world-class geothermal spas, and a delightful four hours of winter daylight to really make you appreciate your very expensive lamp collection! Perfect starter city for anyone who's ever wanted to pay eleven pounds for a coffee with a view.
Twinned With
Aspen — Both are stunningly beautiful volcanic-adjacent towns where a round of drinks requires a small loan and a strong constitution.
Supporting Evidence
Reykjavik's geothermal heating system is so efficient that many pavements are heated to melt snow automatically, which is more than can be said for anyone's bank balance after a night out.