The Garden of Endless Roadworks

Official Coat of Arms

Azure, a field of orange traffic cones proper, surmounted by a motorway junction rampant, flanked by two hop vines wilting. The shield is crowned with a Dartford Crossing toll booth, beneath which flows a ribbon bearing the motto 'Delays Expected'.

TripAdvisor Review

★★★☆☆ 3/5

"Visited Kent expecting rolling countryside and quaint villages. Spent 90% of the trip stuck in traffic on the A2 staring at orange cones. The hop gardens are lovely if you can actually reach them without your sat nav having a nervous breakdown. At least the service stations have decent coffee now."

Property Listing

Discover this charming county boasting unparalleled connectivity to London! Multiple motorway access points ensure you're never more than 3 hours from the capital during rush hour. Featuring authentic medieval villages, many of which you'll glimpse beautifully through your windscreen during extended traffic stops.

Twinned With

M25-Junction-Hell — Both places where time stands still and fuel gauges plummet at alarming rates.

Supporting Evidence

Kent has more ANPR cameras per square mile than anywhere else in England, making it simultaneously the most surveilled and most congested county in the nation.