Naas, Ireland
Naas: Junction of Destiny
"You were probably just passing through anyway"
Official Coat of Arms
A shield bearing a motorway sliproad rampant, flanked by two racehorses fleeing towards Naas Racecourse, beneath a banner reading 'Sure You're Nearly There' and a single shopping trolley abandoned in the Storm centre car park.
TripAdvisor Review
★★★☆☆ 3/5
"Stopped in Naas on the way to somewhere else, which is basically the town's entire purpose in life. The racecourse is genuinely lovely and the shopping centre car park has seen more of my life than I'd like to admit. Traffic on the Sallins Road at 5.30pm will test your relationship with God, but the chipper on Main Street redeemed the evening considerably."— Declan_M_Kildare_Commuter
Property Listing
Nestled at the beating heart of Ireland's motorway network, this vibrant Kildare town offers UNRIVALLED access to literally everywhere else in the country! Enjoy proximity to a world-class racecourse, a thriving retail park, and the gentle, ambient hum of the N7 that never truly stops.
Twinned With
Watford Gap — Both towns exist primarily as places you sit in traffic near while thinking about somewhere better.
Supporting Evidence
Naas is the county town of Kildare and sits at the junction of the M7 and M9 motorways, meaning most people in Ireland have technically been to Naas without ever meaning to stop there.