Ireland, honestly
28 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Athlone→The Roundabout of Ireland★★★☆☆
- Ballina→Ballina-tion of a Good Time (Mostly Rain-Dependent)★★★☆☆
- Bray→The Bray Head Windbreak★★★☆☆
- Carlow→Carlow: Sugar Beet Not Included Anymore★★★☆☆
- Castlebar→Roundabout Capital of Mayo★★★☆☆
- Clonmel→Suir Thing, It's Clonmel★★★☆☆
- Cobh→Titanic's Last Regret★★★★☆
- Cork→The Real Capital (Don't Tell Dublin)★★★★☆
- Drogheda→Drogheda-on-the-Boyne-Traffic-Jam★★★☆☆
- Dublin→Dubcess of Delayed Trams★★★★☆
- Dun Laoghaire→Dun Laoghaire-on-Sea (Pronunciation Optional)★★★★☆
- Dundalk→The M1 Layby of Destiny★★★☆☆
- Ennis→Ennis: Roundabout Capital of Munster★★★☆☆
- Galway→Wind-Tunnel-on-the-Corrib★★★★☆
- Greystones→Greybeach-on-Sea★★★★☆
- Kilkenny→Cat Laughs and Clonmel Envy★★★★☆
- Killarney→Jaunting Car Jam City★★★★☆
- Letterkenny→Letterkenny: Roundabout Capital of the North West★★★☆☆
- Limerick→The Roundabout Between Two Rivers★★★☆☆
- Mullingar→Roundabout Central, Westmeath★★★☆☆
- Naas→Naas: Junction of Destiny★★★☆☆
- Navan→Meath's Traffic Vortex★★★☆☆
- Portlaoise→Prison City Junction★★★☆☆
- Sligo→Yeats Country Windbreak★★★☆☆
- Swords→Airport Runway Overspill★★★☆☆
- Tralee→Trale-No-Thanks-I-Have-Plans★★★☆☆
- Waterford→Crystal Roundabout City★★★☆☆
- Wexford→Wexford: Where the Bridge Traffic Never Ends★★★☆☆