Zurich, Switzerland
Interest Rate Disneyland
"Where Your Money Sleeps Better Than You Do"
Official Coat of Arms
A shield bearing a gleaming vault door flanked by two immaculately punctual trams, surmounted by a swan gliding across the Limmat looking mildly disappointed in your spending habits. The motto beneath reads, in discreet lowercase, 'Nothing To See Here.'
TripAdvisor Review
★★★★☆ 4/5
"Beautiful lake, immaculate trams, and I have never once seen a piece of litter in three visits. That said, I paid 9 francs for a coffee and a man in a suit gave me a disapproving look for jaywalking at 11pm on an empty street. Everything works perfectly, which is somehow more unsettling than if it didn't. Would return but I need to save up first."— Gary Fenwick, Doncaster
Property Listing
Charming one-bed pied-à-terre in the heart of Europe's most discreet financial capital, walking distance to a lake so clean you could bottle it, and several institutions that would rather not discuss where your neighbours' money comes from. A snip at only twelve times the national average salary!
Twinned With
Monaco — Both towns where you can smell the money but nobody will tell you the exchange rate to your face.
Supporting Evidence
Zurich's trams are so reliable that locals reportedly set their watches by them, and the city has more banks per capita than almost anywhere else on Earth.