Cape Town is the legislative capital of South Africa. We have decided that is no longer its problem.
Cape Town, South Africa
Table Mountain Traffic Jam
"World's Most Beautiful Backdrop, World's Worst Water Pressure"
Official Coat of Arms
A shield bearing Table Mountain wreathed in its famous 'tablecloth' cloud, flanked by a Southeaster wind rendered as a small tornado stealing a sun hat, beneath a crossed candle and generator representing load shedding season, all beneath the motto 'Beautiful, But Bring A Jacket'.
TripAdvisor Review
★★★★☆ 4/5
"The cable car queue was longer than my actual flight to get here, but I get it, Table Mountain is genuinely stunning so I forgive it a bit. Camps Bay sunset was incredible until I remembered load shedding meant my Airbnb had no lights when I got back. Also nobody warned me the wind in the CBD would physically relocate my hat to another suburb. Still better than most cities, just bring a torch and a very good jacket."— Derek Wandsworth, Surrey, UK
Property Listing
Breathtaking mountain views from every window of this characterful Bo-Kaap-adjacent property, ideally located for the vibrant V&A Waterfront lifestyle and only a short, thrillingly windy stroll from Camps Bay's finest sunsets! Water tank and backup generator included at no extra charge, because here they're basically furniture.
Twinned With
San Francisco — Both are hilly, foggy, absurdly photogenic cities where the locals have quietly given up explaining the microclimates to tourists.
Supporting Evidence
Cape Town can experience four seasons in a single day thanks to its position between two oceans, and locals genuinely plan outfits like meteorologists.