Norwich, England
Norfolk 'n' Good Luck Getting Here
"A Fine City, If You Can Actually Find It"
Official Coat of Arms
A shield bearing two flint-clad cathedral spires rampant, flanked by a fully surrounded ring road devouring its own tail, upon a field of mustard yellow in honour of Colman's, with a canary bird perched atop looking mildly disappointed at the football scoreline.
TripAdvisor Review
★★★☆☆ 3/5
"Lovely medieval streets and a cracking market, but I genuinely think the road planners just drew squiggles and called it a ring road. Took me forty minutes to leave a car park near the Cathedral, and I still don't understand how Norwich is simultaneously two hours from London and also two hours from anywhere else in England. The Lanes are charming, the Colman's Mustard shop is weirdly delightful, but bring snacks for the journey in, out, and around."— Derek Pemberton, Milton Keynes
Property Listing
Charming character property in England's best-kept secret city — 'best-kept' meaning nobody outside East Anglia can find it on a map! Enjoy medieval cobbled streets, a thriving indie coffee scene, and the simple joy of telling Londoners you live somewhere they've genuinely never visited.
Twinned With
Roundabout City Milton Keynes — Both towns have convinced themselves their baffling road systems are a feature, not a design failure.
Supporting Evidence
Norwich has more medieval churches per square mile than any other city in Western Europe, roughly one for every few hundred confused tourists trying to find the cathedral.