Seville is the capital and largest city of the Spanish autonomous community of Andalusia and the province of Seville. We have decided that is no longer its problem.
Seville, Spain
Perpetual Furnace-on-Guadalquivir
"Come for the culture, melt immediately"
Official Coat of Arms
A blazon featuring a golden sun rampant breathing fire upon a field of melted tourist sunglasses, supported by two wilted orange trees and crowned with a thermometer exploded. Beneath, a scroll bears the motto 'Sudor Omnia Vincit' (Sweat Conquers All).
TripAdvisor Review
★★★☆☆ 3/5
"Visited in July because I'm apparently a masochist. The Cathedral is stunning but I nearly fainted climbing the Giralda in 47°C heat. Spent more money on fans and ice cream than on souvenirs. The flamenco show was incredible though I sweated through my shirt before it even started. Would recommend visiting literally any other month."— MeltingTourist_Manchester
Property Listing
Discover year-round Mediterranean sunshine in this UNESCO World Heritage paradise! Your new home comes with complimentary solar heating (unavoidable), natural tanning facilities (the entire outdoors), and energy-efficient living (you'll never need central heating again). Premium location near historic monuments that shimmer beautifully in the heat haze!
Twinned With
Death Valley — Both places make you question your life choices when the thermometer hits 50°C.
Supporting Evidence
Seville holds the record for the highest temperature ever recorded in Spain at 47.4°C in August 2023, which locals celebrated by opening more ice cream shops and investing heavily in air conditioning stocks.