East Marjory's Last Stand

Official Coat of Arms

A silver water tower rampant upon a field of cracked asphalt, flanked by two golden grain silos dormant. Above, a noble Dollar General sign triumphant, crowned with a single traffic light that blinks eternal amber.

TripAdvisor Review

★★★☆☆ 3/5

"Drove through East Marjory looking for the 'historic downtown' mentioned on their website. Turns out it's three buildings and a Dollar General that moved in after the old grocery store closed. The gas station clerk was friendly though, and gave me directions to the interstate. At least the water tower has been recently painted."

Property Listing

Discover the charm of rural living in this intimate community where you'll know all your neighbors by name! Featuring convenient highway access for the modern commuter, and just minutes from essential amenities including a fully-stocked Dollar General. The peaceful ambiance offers the perfect escape from urban hustle and bustle.

Twinned With

West Nowhere — Both towns exist primarily to give their respective interstate exits something to point toward.

Supporting Evidence

East Marjory was originally founded as just 'Marjory' in 1892, but added the 'East' designation in 1953 when the post office kept confusing mail with West Marjory, located 300 miles away in a completely different state.