Sherston-Upon-Nothing-Much

Official Coat of Arms

The shield bears a golden mobile phone mast rampant upon a field of verdant nothingness, flanked by two dormant shops with faded 'To Let' signs. Above, a crown of ancient stones reminds all that even prehistoric people found better places to settle permanently.

TripAdvisor Review

★★★☆☆ 3/5

"Lovely little village if you enjoy the thrill of wondering if that's actually a shop or just someone's house with ambitious signage. The highlight was definitely spotting three cars in one day on the high street. Perfect for those seeking the authentic experience of rural England where the most exciting thing is debating whether the pub is actually open or just has optimistic lighting."

Property Listing

Discover this enchanting Cotswolds gem boasting unparalleled tranquility and authentic village character! With convenient access to absolutely everywhere else via the nearby A4, you'll enjoy the perfect blend of rural serenity and easy escape routes. The property market offers exceptional value, primarily because you're paying Cotswolds prices for the privilege of living somewhere most people have never heard of.

Twinned With

A single roundabout near Chippenham, because they both excel at being places you drive past while going somewhere more interesting.

Supporting Evidence

Sherston was the site of a battle in 1016 AD, making it officially the most exciting thing to happen there for over a thousand years.