Arizona, honestly
8 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Chandler→Ocotillo Sprawl Estates★★★☆☆
- Mesa→Sprawlmesa, Land of a Thousand Cul-de-Sacs★★★☆☆
- Phoenix→Asphalt Sunburn City★★★☆☆
- Scottsdale→Botoxdale Springs★★★★☆
- Sedona→Vortex of Overpriced Crystals★★★★☆
- Tempe→Sun Devil Sprawl-on-Salt-River★★★☆☆
- Tombstone→The Town Too Stubborn To Die (Or Update)★★★☆☆
- Tucson→Cactusville Sprawl★★★★☆