Florida, honestly
11 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Cape Coral→Cape Canal-ral★★★☆☆
- Daytona Beach→Speedway Sand Trap★★★☆☆
- Fort Lauderdale→Venice of Spring Breakers★★★★☆
- Hialeah→Hialeah: Where the Turnpike Meets the Racetrack★★★☆☆
- Jacksonville→Jacksonville-on-the-Sprawl★★★☆☆
- Key West→Margaritaville's Overpriced Sunburn Peninsula★★★☆☆
- Miami→Botox Bay★★★☆☆
- Orlando→Mouse House Metropolis★★★☆☆
- Port St Lucie→Roundabout Sprawl-on-the-Treasure-Coast★★★☆☆
- Tallahassee→Tally-Ho, Government & Gators★★★☆☆
- Tampa→Cigar City Sunburn★★★☆☆