Texas, honestly
18 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Amarillo→Big Yellow in the Middle of Everywhere★★★☆☆
- Arlington→Six Flags and a Prayer★★★☆☆
- Austin→Silicon Hill Country Traffic Jam★★★★☆
- Brownsville→The Rio Grande Rocket Ranch★★★☆☆
- Corpus Christi→Sparkling City With a Refinery View★★★☆☆
- Dallas→Freeway Sprawlopolis★★★☆☆
- El Paso→Sun City Border Sprawl★★★★☆
- Fort Worth→Dallas's Cowboy Cousin★★★★☆
- Frisco→Suburbistan of the Sprawl★★★☆☆
- Garland→Dallas's Parking Lot★★★☆☆
- Grand Prairie→The Concrete Between DFW★★★☆☆
- Houston→Sprawlwater, We Have A Problem★★★☆☆
- Irving→Cowboys HQ Purgatory★★★☆☆
- Laredo→Border Crossing, Interrupted★★★☆☆
- Lubbock→Flatland Buckle of the Panhandle★★★☆☆
- Mckinney→Cul-de-Sac Central★★★☆☆
- Plano→Planoburbia Corporate Campus★★★☆☆
- San Antonio→River Walk Republic★★★☆☆