Virginia, honestly

6 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?

• Alexandria→Old Town Parking Purgatory★★★★☆
• Chesapeake→Seven Cities, Zero Center★★★☆☆
• Newport News→Shipyard Sprawl-on-James★★★☆☆
• Norfolk→Naval Gazing, VA★★★☆☆
• Richmond→Monument Avenue Musical Chairs★★★★☆
• Virginia Beach→Traffic Jam by the Sea★★★☆☆

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