Haverfordwest, Wales
Haverford-Where?
"West Wales' Best Kept Secret (Even From Satnavs)"
Official Coat of Arms
A shield bearing a ruined castle perched confusingly above a one-way gyratory system, flanked by two seagulls arguing over a discarded pasty, with a Latin motto translating roughly to 'We Do Have A Retail Park, Actually'.
TripAdvisor Review
★★★☆☆ 3/5
"Visited the castle which sits rather grandly above the town, only to find you can only really see half of it before running out of things to do. The one-way system around the river had us doing three unplanned laps of town, which at least meant we saw the shops twice. Nice enough riverside spot for a coffee but the steep hills nearly finished off my nan on the way back to the car park. Decent chippy though."— BarryFromBridgend_Motoring
Property Listing
Nestled in the historic county town of Pembrokeshire, this vibrant riverside settlement offers charming hillside living, a genuine 12th-century castle as your backdrop, and unrivalled access to the stunning coastline — just try not to get lost in the town centre on the way there.
Twinned With
Difficult-Second-Album — Both are impressive achievements everyone forgets exist the moment they leave Pembrokeshire.
Supporting Evidence
Haverfordwest Castle was so formidable it was never successfully taken by siege, yet the town's modern one-way system has defeated more visiting drivers than any medieval army ever managed.