Wales, honestly
55 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Aberdare→Aberdare-n't Go Out Without a Coat★★★☆☆
- Abergavenny→Abergavenny Gateway Gridlock★★★☆☆
- Aberystwyth→The End of the Line★★★☆☆
- Bangor→Bangor: Two Cathedrals, No Nightlife★★★☆☆
- Barry→Gavin's Ghost Town★★★☆☆
- Barry Island→Soggy Gavin Central★★★☆☆
- Brecon→Base Camp for People Better Than You at Walking★★★★☆
- Bridgend→Junction of Last Resort★★★☆☆
- Caernarfon→Castleford-on-Seiont★★★☆☆
- Caerphilly→Castle 'n' Crumbly Cheese★★★☆☆
- Caldicot→Chepstow's Quieter Cousin★★★☆☆
- Cardiff→Cardiff-arena-of-Repeats★★★☆☆
- Carmarthen→Roundabout Capital of the Tywi★★★☆☆
- Chepstow→Gateway to Waiting★★★☆☆
- Clevedon→Drizzle-on-Sea★★★☆☆
- Colwyn Bay→Colwyn Meh★★★☆☆
- Cwmbran→Roundabout Paradise★★★☆☆
- Ebbw Vale→Roundabout Valley★★★☆☆
- Haverfordwest→Haverford-Where?★★★☆☆
- Hay On Wye→Book Town, Population: Books★★★★☆
- Holyhead→Anglesey's Ferry Terminal With A Mountain View★★★☆☆
- Langstone→Causeway-to-Nowhere-on-Sea★★★☆☆
- Langstone Newport→Roundabout Roulette Central★★★☆☆
- Llandudno→Victorian Bay of Slightly Faded Grandeur★★★☆☆
- Llanelli→Tinopolis-on-Loughor★★★☆☆
- Llangollen→Canal Karaoke Valley★★★★☆
- Llantwit Major→Llantwit Minor Achievements★★★☆☆
- Machynlleth→Mach-Vegas-on-Dyfi★★★★☆
- Magor→Magor Junction Retail Paradise★★★☆☆
- Malpas→Muddy Meadow-on-Hills★★★☆☆
- Merthyr Tydfil→Merthyr Tydfil-erate★★★☆☆
- Milford Haven→Tanker Spotting Central★★★☆☆
- Monmouth→Monmouth-on-Repeat★★★☆☆
- Neath→Junction Town of the Valleys★★★☆☆
- Newport→Nearly Cardiff★★★☆☆
- Newtown→Old Town Called Newtown★★★☆☆
- Pembroke→Castle Rock, No Jobs★★★☆☆
- Penarth→Cardiff's Posh Cousin★★★☆☆
- Pentyrch→Pentyrch-Upon-Roundabout★★★☆☆
- Pontypool→Roundabout-upon-Cwm★★★☆☆
- Pontypridd→Ponty-Probably-Closed★★★☆☆
- Port Talbot→Steel City by the Sea★★★☆☆
- Porthmadog→Porth-my-God-the-Trains★★★★☆
- Prestatyn→Land's End You've Never Heard Of★★★☆☆
- Radyr→Almost Cardiff★★★☆☆
- Rhyl→Costa del Rhyl★★★☆☆
- Rogiet→Rogiet: Please Change Here★★★☆☆
- St Athan→RAF Retirement Village★★★☆☆
- Stroud→Soggy Bottom Valley★★★☆☆
- Swansea→Swansea: The Lovely City★★★☆☆
- Tenby→Pastel Cliff Postcard Purgatory★★★☆☆
- Undy→Undy: Please Slow Down★★★☆☆
- Welshpool→Not Actually in England, Honest★★★☆☆
- Worcester→Wuss-ter-shire Sauce★★★☆☆
- Wrexham→Hollywood-on-Clywedog★★★★☆