Northern Ireland, honestly
13 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Antrim→Roundabout Central, Lough Neagh Edition★★★☆☆
- Armagh→Two Cathedrals, No Waiting★★★☆☆
- Ballymena→Ballymena, We Hardly Knew Ye★★★☆☆
- Bangor→Bangor-on-Sea-Level★★★★☆
- Belfast→Titanic's Actual Hometown★★★★☆
- Coleraine→Roundabout Capital of Ulster★★★☆☆
- Derry→Londonderry-Slash-Derry, Delete As Applicable★★★★☆
- Enniskillen→Roundabout Island Between Two Lakes★★★★☆
- Lisburn→Belfast's Waiting Room★★★☆☆
- Newry→Smuggler's Roundabout Central★★★☆☆
- Newtownards→Newtown-Still-Ards★★★☆☆
- Omagh→Omagh-zing How Central It Is★★★☆☆
- Portrush→Golf, Gales & Girders★★★★☆