New Zealand, honestly
16 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Auckland→City of Sails and Stairs★★★☆☆
- Christchurch→Rebuild City★★★☆☆
- Dunedin→Edinburgh of the South, Steeper Edition★★★★☆
- Gisborne→First Light, Last to Get Anything★★★☆☆
- Hamilton→Hamiltron: City of the Future (Circa 1985)★★★☆☆
- Hastings→Fruit Bowl Flatlands★★★☆☆
- Invercargill→Southernmost Point of Anywhere★★★☆☆
- Napier→Art Deco or Bust★★★☆☆
- Nelson→Sunniest Spot, Slowest Wi-Fi★★★☆☆
- Palmerston North→Palmy Where Nothing Happens★★★☆☆
- Queenstown→Bungee Debt Valley★★★★☆
- Rotorua→Sulphur City★★★☆☆
- Taupo→Lake Blown-Up Volcano★★★★☆
- Tauranga→Traffic Cone Central★★★☆☆
- Wellington→Windy Wellywood★★★☆☆
- Whanganui→Wh-Is-It-Silent-Anganui★★★★☆