Canada, honestly
26 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Barrie→Kempenfelt Traffic Jam★★★☆☆
- Calgary→Stampede City Sprawl★★★★☆
- Edmonton→Winterpeg's Cooler Cousin★★★☆☆
- Guelph→Guelph-upon-Roundabout★★★★☆
- Halifax→Foggy Harbour of Broken Explosion Records★★★☆☆
- Kelowna→Vineyard-Adjacent Traffic Circle★★★★☆
- Kitchener→Waterloo's Other Twin★★★☆☆
- Lethbridge→Windy Coulee City★★★☆☆
- Medicine Hat→Gas Town of the Prairies★★★☆☆
- Moncton→Moncton: The Tidal Bore-dom Capital★★★☆☆
- Montreal→Potholeville-sur-Fleuve★★★★☆
- Moose Jaw→Tunnels, Mineral Baths & That Weird Moose Statue★★★☆☆
- Oshawa→General Motors' Waiting Room★★★☆☆
- Ottawa→Ottawa: Government Town, Actually★★★☆☆
- Quebec City→Fortified Crepe Village★★★★☆
- Red Deer→Traffic Light Purgatory★★★☆☆
- Regina→Flatlandia, Queen of the Prairie Void★★★☆☆
- Saskatoon→Bridge City of Perpetual Prairie Wind★★★☆☆
- Sudbury→Big Nickel, Bigger Craters★★★☆☆
- Thunder Bay→Thunder Bay-cation From Reality★★★☆☆
- Toronto→Condo-topia by the Lake★★★★☆
- Vancouver→Rain-couver Property Bubble★★★★☆
- Victoria→Nap Capital of the Pacific★★★★☆
- Whitehorse→Aurora Traffic Jam of One★★★★☆
- Winnipeg→Winterpeg, Mosquito Capital of the Prairies★★★☆☆
- Yellowknife→Yellowfreeze★★★☆☆