Scotland, honestly
49 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Aberdeen→Granite City-Upon-North-Sea★★★☆☆
- Airdrie→Airdrie-on-Roundabout★★★☆☆
- Arbroath→Smokietown-on-Sea★★★★☆
- Ayr→Ayr of Disappointment★★★☆☆
- Bathgate→Bathgate: Between Junctions★★★☆☆
- Clydebank→Titanic Ambitions, Modest Execution★★★☆☆
- Coatbridge→Steel Town Ghost Estate★★★☆☆
- Cumbernauld→Concreteauld★★★☆☆
- Dumbarton→Rock and a Roundabout Place★★★☆☆
- Dumfries→Dum-Fries With That★★★☆☆
- Dundee→Jute-Haven-Upon-Tay★★★☆☆
- Dunfermline→Ex-Capital, Currently Between Glories★★★☆☆
- East Kilbride→Roundabout Republic★★★☆☆
- Edinburgh→Fringe Benefits Only★★★★☆
- Elgin→Cathedral of Ruins-on-Lossie★★★☆☆
- Falkirk→Wheel of Fortune, Population Static★★★☆☆
- Fort William→Fort Ben Nevis Or Bust★★★★☆
- Fraserburgh→The Broch of Broken Winds★★★☆☆
- Galashiels→Gala-Sales-Are-Ending★★★☆☆
- Glasgow→Friendly Banter Central★★★☆☆
- Glenrothes→Roundabout Rothes★★★☆☆
- Greenock→Greenock: Where the Rain Meets the Clyde★★★☆☆
- Hamilton→Low Park Palace of Interchanges★★★☆☆
- Hawick→Knitwear-on-Teviot★★★☆☆
- Helensburgh→Helensbored-on-Clyde★★★☆☆
- Inverness→Loch Ness-icism Central★★★☆☆
- John O Groats→Windswept Gift Shop Peninsula★★★☆☆
- Kilmarnock→Kilmarn-oh-no★★★☆☆
- Kirkcaldy→Linoleumtown-on-Forth★★★☆☆
- Kirkwall→Puffin Capital of the North★★★★☆
- Largs→Nardini's or Nothing★★★☆☆
- Lerwick→Windward Outpost Ultima★★★★☆
- Livingston→Shopping Centre, Scotland★★★☆☆
- Loch Ness→Loch Ness Monster Traffic Jam★★★☆☆
- Methven→Methven the Moderately Mentioned★★★☆☆
- Montrose→Montrose: Basin of Operations★★★☆☆
- Motherwell→Steeltown Without The Steel★★★☆☆
- Oban→Gateway to Ferry Queues★★★★☆
- Paisley→Paisley: Pattern Over Substance★★★☆☆
- Peebles→Tweed-dle-Dee-Dum-on-Sea★★★★☆
- Perth→Fair City, Fairly Overlooked★★★☆☆
- Peterhead→Prison-and-Prawns-on-Sea★★★☆☆
- St Andrews→Bunkerville-on-Sea★★★★☆
- Stirling→Battle Bruise, Scotland★★★★☆
- Stornoway→Herring Hub of the Hebrides★★★★☆
- Stranraer→Ex-Ferry Port Purgatory★★★☆☆
- Thurso→Last Stop Before Orkney★★★★☆
- Troon→Troon-Again Golfers★★★☆☆
- Wick→Land's End of the North★★★☆☆