Australia, honestly
37 towns have been given the name they deserve. Yours next?
- Adelaide→Radelaide-in-Waiting★★★☆☆
- Albury→Wodonga's Better Half★★★☆☆
- Alice Springs→Alice Furnace, NT★★★★☆
- Ballarat→Gold Rush Groundhog Day★★★☆☆
- Bendigo→Bendigold Rush Hangover★★★★☆
- Brisbane→Brisneyland, Where Nothing Ever Happens (In A Good Way)★★★★☆
- Broken Hill→The Silver Mirage★★★★☆
- Bunbury→Bunbury: Woodchip Capital of the South West★★★☆☆
- Bundaberg→Rumtown Rising★★★★☆
- Byron Bay→Overpriced Smoothie Bowl Shire★★★☆☆
- Cairns→Reef Gateway, Stinger Season Included★★★☆☆
- Canberra→The Roundabout Capital of Diplomacy★★★☆☆
- Coffs Harbour→Big Banana Republic★★★★☆
- Coober Pedy→Hole-y Land Downunder★★★★☆
- Darwin→Cyclone City, Croc Capital★★★☆☆
- Dubbo→Dubbo, Where the Wildlife Outnumbers You★★★☆☆
- Fremantle→Freo-Vibes-Or-Bust★★★★☆
- Geelong→Melbourne's Waiting Room★★★☆☆
- Gladstone→Smokestack-on-Sea★★★☆☆
- Gold Coast→Surfers Sprawlopolis★★★★☆
- Hervey Bay→Whale Waiting Room★★★☆☆
- Hobart→Kunanyi's Waiting Room★★★★☆
- Kalgoorlie→Superpit City★★★☆☆
- Launceston→Tassie's Bridge-Obsessed Basin Town★★★☆☆
- Mackay→Sugar City Sweatbox★★★☆☆
- Melbourne→Four Seasons In One Argument★★★★☆
- Mildura→Sunraysia's Sweaty Oasis★★★☆☆
- Mount Isa→Chimney Town Outback★★★☆☆
- Perth→The Loneliest Big City on Earth★★★★☆
- Port Macquarie→Koala Retirement Village Central★★★☆☆
- Rockhampton→Bull Capital, Croc Country★★★☆☆
- Shepparton→Fruit Tin City★★★☆☆
- Sydney→Bridge Climb & Property Sigh★★★★☆
- Toowoomba→Big Rose Bowl on the Range★★★★☆
- Townsville→Sunville: Where the Heat Never Clocks Off★★★☆☆
- Wagga Wagga→Wagga Squared★★★★☆
- Wollongong→Wollon-gone-to-the-beach★★★★☆